Wednesday, June 18, 2008

THERE ARE NO UGLY WOMEN, ONLY POOR ONES.


This site is a compilation of some of the Extreme Makeover contestants, where they take an absolute ass-faced female and turn her into a beautiful swallow... or swan... or basically make her not look like a frying pan.  I gotta be honest... it really messed my shit up to see this.  I mean, I'm old school - ugly is ugly in my book.  I didn't think God allowed do-overs when it came to ugly.  Guess I was wrong.  

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It makes my heart glad to think that in 50-100 years plastic surgery will be so advanced that there won't be any more ugliness.  That is, I'm glad for other people.  I'm on the other side of the spectrum and sometimes wish I could ugly down a little bit.  Having chicks always pawing at your pants is cool for 5 or 6 years but at some point you just have to do your banking and buy groceries without someone wanting to suck on your nuts for cripes sakes.

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