Friday, September 5, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

It's the ass end of a long week here.  Let's pull puds, drink suds, and jam with some buds.
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The babe: Alexia Lei.  She's a 27 year old model born in Washington state.  Basically a nobody right now.  But a hot nobody.  I just want her to know that if she wants to make something of her life and be a somebody she needs to remember two things: 1) Lord loves a workin' man 2) Don't trust whitey.  She follows those rules and the rest is gravy.  Gravy I tell ya!  More pics of her here.
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Hold on to your ball bags Bitches because tonight's brew isn't for pussies: Genesee Cream Ale...  The Green Death.  I pictured it in it's can form because I don't think they even bother to bottle it.  The glass rejects the liquid as being foul and impure.  I've had this beer about twice in my life and my sphincter has gone into violent convulsions both times.  It's an ok tasting beer but you will pay a price the next morning in the form of violent Hershey squirts.  I rate this beer as a 'do not want.'  Beer Advocate rates it a C... mediocre.  If you hate your anus then, go ahead, pour yourself a glass.
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The band: Atomship.  The tune: Friends.  A progressive rock band from Mississippi.  I like this band.  Mainly because they're totally into UFO's and extra-terrestrials.  There's nothing like talking about paranormal shit with some southern rockers.  I mean, the best day in the history of my life involved a pound of hash, the band 38 Special, and an afternoon in Roswell, New Mexico.  Magic.  Just magic.
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