I suppose another Easter is upon us. Whoopdie-freakin-doo as far as I'm concerned Buckos. The Easter Bunny is in my Tooth Fairy category - a D-list holiday icon. And whoever came up with a bunny handing out eggs as a representative for the resurrection of Jesus is high. Or a pagan. Or both. Which is worse... way worse. So for those of you who, like me, are sucked into some holiday family function tomorrow that involves egg hunts and that crazy bunny - I have a plan for us: bong hits and body paint. Yup. you got it. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em I say. I'm going to be the wildest, most pagan-est Easter-loving bastard you're ever going to see. Those 2 year-olds are going to have their hands full when I roll into this egg hunt baked and painted and ready to party. So who's with me?
ps - don't forget to bring six pack to mellow out your buzz. You don't want to get caught sobering up with an egg roll race staring you in the face. *Hey, that's rhyme-y.*
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