As a righteous motherf*cker, international man of mystery, and occasional guest air-bassist for the band Manny and the Piss Slits; I've never experienced the raw, bare-assed awfulness of getting owned. I actually think I have a rare genetic make-up that prevents it from occurring to me. Kind of like trying to put the north poles on two different magnets together. It just doesn't work. So when I see videos like the one below I wonder how these poor sonsabitches have even a shred of dignity left. Seriously. They must have some kind of life coach or prescription medications that makes the rest of their days ok or something. I can't figure it out.
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