Thank Christ it's Friday!!
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Tonight's babe is Susie Feldman. Hmmm... name sounds familiar right? Yeah, well, Susie Feldman is the wife of the dipshit Cory Feldman. That prick who was in the movies "Stand By Me" and "The Lost Boys." I only call him that because I'm jealous... I suppose. But it does go along with my theory that there is no justice in the world. I mean, seriously. The dude hasn't put in a hard day's work in his entire life. And this is the tail he gets. Oh, and just as a 'by the way' kind of tid-bit, she was the one who came on to him. She was the one who approached him in a bar and was all up in his business... now ain't that some shit?!? Yeah, thanks God. Anyway, more titty-liscious pics of her here. (GOD, WHAT A MASSIVE PIECE OF ASS).
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Special entry tonight Bitches. It's called "Midas Touch" by Dogfish Head Brewery. This recipe is the actual oldest-known fermented beverage in the world. The recipe showcases the known ingredients of barley, white Muscat grapes, honey & saffron found in the drinking vessels in King Midas' tomb! And with 9% alcohol... it's fucking delicious! Of all the beers so far rated I'd give this top billing. Excellent beer. Nice grape-ey taste and awesome buzz. Beer Advocate rates it a B - "good." But I'd say go out and get some, if you can find it. Also, it's only sold in 4-packs... and will cost you about $9.oo. Why they wouldn't sell it in 6-packs is insane to me. It's like spitting in the face of the little baby Jesus - breaking up a 6 pack like that. Anyway, go out and get some. You won't be sorry.
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Tonight's band is The Color Red and their song is "Sore Throat." It's tough to get much of a history on this band. They're from Southern California (oh great) and released an album in 2002 called "Clear;" which was mediocre except for the song featured tonight, which rocks in a slow, ponderous way. So enjoy Bitches. Rest up. Another week of awesome awaits!
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PS - Here is a link for 30 days of delicious summer drinks. Yeah... you're welcome you fucks.
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