I'm a nerdy little prick. I'm not quite smart enough to be a "geek" so that puts me solidly in the "nerd" category. And like a good nerd I'm a huge Star Wars fan. I even remember going to see the original in the movie theater - in 1977 - 16 times. Oh yeah. That's how you get in the nerd club Buckos. By the time The Empire Strikes Back rolled around I was balls deep in puberty; so seeing Carrie Fisher in the metal bikini made me aware of the stubby little hotness in my pants. Soon after I became a virtuoso on the old skin flute and have practiced every day since. I guess you could say I'm a Jedi master with my horn.-
In tribute to my wang's coming out party here are the top 5 sexy Princess Leias.
Let me show you my Ewok.
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Mmmmm... space beers.
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Hey, this is the first chick. I think this is her everyday clothes.
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She's shiny from Lando's spooge.
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If I ran into her in high school my entire crotchal region would have exploded off my body.
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All for now my beautiful bitches. May the force be with you ... and your dorks.
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