Ok, I'll admit it. I'm a big fan of Snow White. It's true. But not the Walt Disney version. I like the sexed up version of Snow White. After 4 1/2 years of therapy the only explanation me and my "team" of experts can come up with is that I'm short - like a dwarf - and I have some kind of Oedipus complex. I don't even know what the Oedipus thing is but it kind of pisses me off a little. I mean, I should have known I'd hear some crapola like that when I first walked into my psychologists office and saw he had a surf board mounted on the wall behind his desk. As like some kind of decoration. Who does that? Seriously?
Red thigh-highs... sapping.. my... strength...
Say 'hello' to my little dwarf.
Holy bows Batman! Hope they're slip-knots.
She comes with Apple's Extended Care Plan.
I'll eat the poison apple! I'll eat the poison apple!
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