Hi Bitches. I'm feeling good today. I've got a little spring in my step and a twinkle in my eye. Usually I'm a nervous, twitchy - yet incredibly handsome - little prick. But today I have a new outlook. Over the years I've read almost 4 books on Eastern philosophy, gone on pilgrimages and MacGuyver-ish adventures... I even played a game called "nipple showdown" (LOOSE TRANSLATION) with an isolated tribe in New Guinea - just to try and figure out what this crazy life is all about and gain some peace of mind. And up until this morning it was all for nothing. Then I saw the video below... and it was like the sun shining on my face for the first time. It was like my nuts were released from the vice-grip of reality. It was like my swollen cock.... er... well... you get the idea.
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