Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?: Apr 11, 2008

Friday, April 11, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

"I'm thirsty! I'm randy! And I want to shake a tailfeather!" If this is you Bucko, you've come to the right place. Yessirreebob.

The babe this week is Jo Garcia. She's Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year for 2008 (whatever that means). She was born right here in good old taxed-to-the-teeth New York. So that means she's hot and can severely break her foot off in your ass if she has to. For more "fun" pictures of Jo click here.

Ok, enough of the happy horseshit. The beer. St. Pauli Girl is a brew I haven't had since I was getting beat up for my lunch money... so I'm nostalgic about it. However, having it again so many years later made me wonder what the hell I was nostalgic about. It kind of tasted like yellow water. The best part of it was looking at the cartoon girl on the label. And don't pretend like you haven't gotten turned on by a cartoon before. Hell, I even thought Bugs Bunny was kind of sexy when he dressed up as a girl bunny to fool Elmer Fudd. Anyway, good old Beer Advocate agrees with me. They rate this Pauli chick a "C" (mediocre) based on 233 reviews.

Almost done Buckos. We're up to the musical portion of our program. On deck tonight is "Caught In The Rain" by Revis. Not only is it a nifty little number but it celebrates the continuous rainfall we get in April in New York. Yeah, it's great. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think my dingy is floating off. And I can't find my boat either.

"Caught In The Rain"

Programming note: I have to get out of town for a few days... gotta lay low. I had a picture of Mohammed painted on the hood of my car and the Muslim community is giving me a hard time. I don't know what the big deal is... it's not even the prophet Mohammed. It's a picture of my buddy Mohammed Dingman. Cripes these religiousey types are sensitive. ANYWAY, I won't be updating the site again until MONDAY. In the meantime, face east and have a pork-free weekend you crazy bastards!