In real life I'm a pretty shaky dude. I mean, I'm pretty fucking jumpy and high-strung. So, if I go and get confronted with shit that's weird, supernatural; or otherwise off the f*cking charts - I'll lose my shit. Seriously. It's been proven time and time again. Like, there was the time I saw a shooting star and reflexively punched the crap out of the random guy walking past me. Or the time I was whipping cow dung at cars after I thought I saw a crop circle. Anyway, if I was even remotely in the area where this picture was taken I'd probably end up grabbing the closest sharp object and flailing around wildly until I hit something. Or I'd masturbate. It's a toss up... on second thought, I'd probably masturbate... because fuck that creepy little fucker.
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