Tuesday, August 26, 2008

TITS, FLAMING SHOTS, AND ONE FUNKY MIDGET.

Howdy Ho Bitches.  It's Tuesday.  The second most depressing day of the week.  So in the spirit of trying to liven it up a little I thought I'd throw some nifty shit at you... stuff that usually puts a little smile on my face and a stiffy in my pantalones.  All the items featured tonight are in my top 5 most awesome-est things ever in the history of my awesome life.  Ok, let's roll.
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I had the privilege of rocking a bronsky once.  It was the best seven minutes of my life.  It wouldn't have been nearly that long but my freshman roommate was a sound sleeper.  Pete, if you're reading this, you're still the man, you fat bastard.
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Now that's how you do a flaming shot - sip the fucker.
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And for the grand finale I got my favoritest thing of all: one funky-assed midget.  Seriously, this dude turns it out!  Everyone else in the room gets SERVED just by being in this dudes presence.  Strut little brown dude!  Strut on!


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