Howdy Ho Bitches. It's Tuesday. The second most depressing day of the week. So in the spirit of trying to liven it up a little I thought I'd throw some nifty shit at you... stuff that usually puts a little smile on my face and a stiffy in my pantalones. All the items featured tonight are in my top 5 most awesome-est things ever in the history of my awesome life. Ok, let's roll.
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I had the privilege of rocking a bronsky once. It was the best seven minutes of my life. It wouldn't have been nearly that long but my freshman roommate was a sound sleeper. Pete, if you're reading this, you're still the man, you fat bastard.
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Now that's how you do a flaming shot - sip the fucker.
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And for the grand finale I got my favoritest thing of all: one funky-assed midget. Seriously, this dude turns it out! Everyone else in the room gets SERVED just by being in this dudes presence. Strut little brown dude! Strut on!
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