Yeah, it happened again. I got called away on super urgent business that involved Asian lesbians and tight ropes. Let's just say that the last time my scrotum was that close to a samurai sword was.. uh... never.
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The babe is Sara Jean Underwood. She was Playboy's Playmate of the Year in 2007 and she's majoring in woman's studies at Oregon State University. One of those things I find extremely interesting and the other one I could care less about. I'll leave it up to you to figure out which is which. More pics of her here.
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The beer tonight is actually a spirit: saki. (You thought I was kidding about the Asians weren't you?) So I don't know if anyone out there has ever had saki but it's served warm and in a little fucking tiny thimble sized cup; so I suggest if you go out to have some to bring your own pint glass. It tasted a little like warm rum to me and had about the same kick. My suggestion? Stick with the suds... and buy American.
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The band is Index Case. They're from Iowa and play something called "melodic nu metal" ... whatever the f*ck that means. They all look pretty 80's if you ask me. Except for that guy on the far right. He looks like the guy in my high school who was 19 years old and still a senior. And that was the same gesture he would make as he did burnouts in the parking lot with my ex-girlfriend. Ahh... good times. Anyway, here's their tune "Deserver" because no one is more deserver-er than us. Stay strong.
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