This time of year people get all crazy about God and virgins and babies and mangers and stuff like that. But, the truth is, people do a lot of crazy awful crap in the name of religion. I've adopted the Festivus tradition, which makes about as much sense as worshipping other things. Plus, it's a lot easier to maintain than a pine tree or menorah. And when the holidays are over you can put the pole back on your front lawn and fly a flag from it. I usually throw up a pirate flag... just to keep my neighbors on their toes.
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The video tonight is the closing monologue from Bill Mahr's movie "Religious." It's pretty interesting. But if you see an ocean start to boil and hear harps - never mind about any of this. Stay strong.
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