If it wasn't for random bullshit and porn I don't think the internet would exist. And that means WTCCTR wouldn't exist either. I know. I know. It's almost impossible to comprehend the utter awfulness of it. Of course, there would be advantages. I'd have way more time to devote to driving around with my Viet Nam buddies solving crimes. Wait... that's the A-Team isn't it? ... Hmmm... I coulda sworn I was the silvery haired ring leader. Anyway, on to the bullshit! Featured tonight is a calculator that figures out your miles per gallon. No, not your car's miles per gallon - YOUR miles per gallon. In other words, if you drank a gallon of water mixed with liquid food, how far could you walk until you dropped dead. At the end you're given your own personal miles per gallon which is then translated into what kind of car you would be. What kind of car was I? Let's just say you couldn't afford me (hint: if you put a monster cock on a Bugatti you'd be close).
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