Saturday, July 18, 2009

THE GREATEST OPENING TWO MINUTES OF A MOVIE EVER

Harry Potter and the Dark Wizard in my Pants - or whatever the hell the title is - opened this weekend. It's receiving quite a bit of fanfare for the huge box office it's doing. I haven't seen it yet but I can guarantee that it doesn't have a better opening than this one. I imagine that if Mozart were alive today, seeing a bunch of half naked men riding in a giant shopping cart and punching each other to his tune "O Fortuna" (that dramatic music dubbed over the scene); he couldn't help but hug himself inside... not in a gay way though. It's like, some things just go together... like small pox and penicillin. Stay strong.