I'm exhausted. This whole 'getting up and going to work' thing is pretty tedious. But a nice stress reliever is choking your chicken followed by some silent weeping into a pillow. Sometimes, when I get a hankering for a particular porn-star, it can be difficult to find a video of them. That's where StrokeSearch.net comes in. Just type out the name of your favorite whore and all the videos of her will come up - ready for your viewing... er... pleasure. A helpful little tip if you're having trouble is to type in "Peter North." He's pretty much boned every single woman in the porn industry and a few who didn't even know they were into porn until they were drowning in his monster money-shot. Seriously, what the hell does that guy do to produce a pint of semen every time he blasts one? I haven't seen that much jizz since that witch doctor blessed me by hitting me in the head with a live chicken after I'd made the rains come. Oh, here's your hot babe to get you all sauced up for your stroke search. Stay strong.-
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