Monday, September 22, 2008

CLEAVAGE IS OUR FRIEND.

I'm tired of watching my retirement account piss it's way to zero and hear politicians blast each other about how ass-tastic the other guy is.  So tonight I'm going back to basics, and one of those basics is cleavage.  Yup.  Cleavage proves God loves us and wants us to be happy.  So here are five pretty nifty cleavages-es (I'm not sure what the plural of cleavage is so blow me).
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Taken on a trip to Wildwood, NJ.  In this photo she's asking me for the sand shovel and a cigarette.  What a scamp!
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This was the woman who sold me my spoon warmers.  I still don't know what the Christ I'm supposed to do with them but I have masturbated in front of them a few times.
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Another one of my old girlfriends.  Megan started to get a little clingy so I had to give her the It's-not-me-it's-you speech.  She was pretty upset.  Poor kid.
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Taken just before she and I met "the family."  Let me just say I was caught a little off guard by the insanity.
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I'm not 100% sure who this woman was but I bought her a new car.
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That's all for now you nut jobs.  May the rest of your week be filled with tits and fortune!




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