You see a lot of crazy shit when you're stumbling around the internet. Like two days ago I bought a bag of stem cells and joined a tobacco cartel; which is kind of impressive when you consider that I haven't folded my laundry in about five weeks. So, just to give you a sense of the funky shit I've been wading through here on the world wide web; here are five pictures that pump my nads. Smoke up bitches. [Cocktail after the pics]
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The Statue of the Republic: From the Chicago's World Fair. I like it. Kind of reminds me how I felt the first time I got laid.
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Lesbianism. It even makes monuments sexy as hell.
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Actual concept drawing of a Ferrari motorcycle. So high on the awesomeness index that I'm getting a case of the jimmy legs.
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Another pic that reminds me of the first time I got laid... but for waaaayyy different reasons. Fuck yeah Faith Tones.
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Weekend's coming. Dress appropriately.
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And speaking of drunk, here's the WTCCTR fall cocktail. A little beverage I like to call 'cider tits.'
1 cup hot mulled cider1 shot of Captain Morgan spiced rum1 cinnamon stick
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