Tuesday, April 27, 2010

TIME TO OPEN YOUR HEARTS YOU MANIACS

The Bug has been elusive this week. He'd mentioned something about a mission involving tossing salads but was otherwise woefully short on details. But that's ok because it's not important how he gets his insight onto these enigmatic affairs of the heart; it's only important that he shares them with us - his lambs of love, if you will. So put up yer nickels kids, here's some springtime birds-and-bees advice from Uncle Junebug.


When is it cool to blow smoke in a woman's face?
and
Sometimes I spritz my balls with cologne before a big date. Cool? Premature? Creepy?



What kind of pubic hair-cut do men prefer?


Anal beads: friend or foe?


I'm thinking about sticking my nuts up some chick's ass. Good idea?