HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!

With Thanksgiving just around the corner I thought it'd be a good time to post some hockey footage because, you know, they go together like... ummm... parachutes and toilet brushes. Anyway, this goalie in the video is kicking ass in warm-ups, when one of his teammates has enough of his awesomeness; and reminds him that he's just the goalie. I mean, the defensive guys on any team always take the backseat to the offensive guys. It's like that in life too kiddies. So as soon as my pinky toe hits the floor in the morning I'm hitting slap shots, throwing touchdowns and swinging for the fences... and that's before I even leave the bathroom. Stay strong.