Saturday, June 28, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.... ON SATURDAY... SO SCREW YOU.

Ok, funny story.  I was preparing for yesterday's post and ended up doing a little too much research.  So when I woke up in front of my neighbor's house with an empty bag of saline solution in one hand and a pinwheel in the other, I decided to cut my losses and go to bed immediately.  
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But I'm back!  And I'm posting Friday's babe, beer, and a tune because I'm good like that.  God I love you fuckers.
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Tonight's babe is Claudia Verela.  She's a full time fitness/bikini model who won't do nudes because "that isn't the road [she] wants to follow."  Uh... ok.  Yeah, I mean, who would want to see her totally naked anyway?!?  Not me buddy.  I don't need that kind of pressure.  More pics of her here.
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As I alluded to above, last night was kind of a blur but I remember it all started with a sixer of Guinness.  I always enjoy Guinness but that's because I don't mind taking in the same amount of calories as an entire loaf of bread in one glass of beer.  And any brew you drink yourself into a blackout with is a 'thumbs up' in my book.  You betcha.  Beer Advocate rates it a B+ ... "very good"... so a big 'fuck yeah' all around.  I'll do a review of the 1000cc of saline solution I apparently drank if/when I can remember drinking it.
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The tunage I'm smoking your ass with tonight is "Bitter Pill" by Silent Civilian.  They're a metal core band out of L.A.  What is metal core?  I have no f*cking idea.  All I know is that I crank up this tune so loud my balls vibrate.  

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Lastly. I'm trying to increase my readership.  So if you know anyone who would enjoy the quality tits, humor, and money advice that I roll into every joint I post, please email them a link to this site.  Thanks bitches.



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