Ok, funny story. I was preparing for yesterday's post and ended up doing a little too much research. So when I woke up in front of my neighbor's house with an empty bag of saline solution in one hand and a pinwheel in the other, I decided to cut my losses and go to bed immediately.
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But I'm back! And I'm posting Friday's babe, beer, and a tune because I'm good like that. God I love you fuckers.
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Tonight's babe is Claudia Verela. She's a full time fitness/bikini model who won't do nudes because "that isn't the road [she] wants to follow." Uh... ok. Yeah, I mean, who would want to see her totally naked anyway?!? Not me buddy. I don't need that kind of pressure. More pics of her here.
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As I alluded to above, last night was kind of a blur but I remember it all started with a sixer of Guinness. I always enjoy Guinness but that's because I don't mind taking in the same amount of calories as an entire loaf of bread in one glass of beer. And any brew you drink yourself into a blackout with is a 'thumbs up' in my book. You betcha. Beer Advocate rates it a B+ ... "very good"... so a big 'fuck yeah' all around. I'll do a review of the 1000cc of saline solution I apparently drank if/when I can remember drinking it.
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The tunage I'm smoking your ass with tonight is "Bitter Pill" by Silent Civilian. They're a metal core band out of L.A. What is metal core? I have no f*cking idea. All I know is that I crank up this tune so loud my balls vibrate.
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Lastly. I'm trying to increase my readership. So if you know anyone who would enjoy the quality tits, humor, and money advice that I roll into every joint I post, please email them a link to this site. Thanks bitches.
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