Howdy Ho my beautiful Bitches. It's f*cking Friday... and we all know what that means.
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Say 'hello' to my little friend.... ahem... er... Jamie Ford. She's 23 years old and a personal trainer. The pictures I'm featuring are from her Playboy spread "Sexy Wives." Ok, so she's 23 and married. I don't know about you but in my book that equals idiot. Ah... just how I like 'em. She's probably dazzled by shiny objects. Sounds like it's time for the old wrap-my-nuts-in-tinfoil-and-shine-a-LED light-on-them trick. Yupper. Works every time. More pics of her here.
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A ha! I'm throwing you a curve ball this week with the old beer-skis. This is a re-review of Arrogant Bastard Ale. I posted Beer Advocate's review last week but didn't have any to sample myself. But I found a sixer. So here we go. Now, BA gave it an "A" grade. I was anxious to try it and when I found it in my local beverage center I fell to the floor and wept. I was already intoxicated - by joy. Malt-ey, hop-ey joy. When I went to check out I got to cry all over again, but for a different reason. F*cker was $20 for a 6 pack. Now I'm thinking this stuff has to be incredible. It's gotta taste like poon and $100 bills. I'll cut to the chase: it was good - not great. It is a solid, strong (7.9% alcohol) brew but it tastes very similar to Sam Adams Imperial Lager.. that is to say, it's very hop-pey tasting. The bottom line: I give it a "B-". If it wasn't $3/bottle I might have given it a "B" or "B+", but it did so "B-". Arrogant bastard.
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Tune tonight is "Endless Struggle" by Throw The Fight. They're an alt-rock band out of Minneapolis. There isn't much more about them as a band. So. Yeah. Whatever. They have a dumb name anyway.
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So that's all for today. Thanks for playing WTCCTR. Join us next time when we ask the question, 'Colostomy bags: friend or foe?'
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