I was watching the movie "Old School" tonight and it got me kicking down memory lane to my college days. So tonight's theme for babe, beer, and a tune is college - and all the joy of years of sustained disillusionment that followed.
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Elisha Cuthbert is our babe this week. She starred in "Old School" and resembles absolutely not one girl I ever saw in college. Granted, I went to a small technical college where the majority of students were Iranian or Saudi Arabian before it was cool to be Iranian or Saudi; but, shit-sodas, you'd think there'd be at least one hot chick in the school... you'd think that but you'd be wrong. Anyway, more pictures of her white little ass here.
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Unlike Ms. Cuthbert, this is one little beauty I had a lot of run-ins with at school. I remember buying a sixer of Piels once where all the label ink was smeared so you couldn't even read the name. I couldn't help but think that this was some quality-assed shit I was drinking. Bottom line: Piels isn't a good beer. But it's cheap. And if you can choke down the first three then the rest aren't that bad. It's not glamorous but it gets you where you need to go. Kind of like the bus. Beer Advocate rates Piels a C- ... "not worthy." In Piels defense, if BA had a ranking for "foul odor" Piels would've rated a lot higher.
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You know how they torture prisoners by blasting music they hate at them 24 hours a day? Well, that's the origin of tonight's tune: "American Pie" by Don McLean. The mother-f*cker across the hall from me in the dorms played this goddam song 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for my entire freshman year. Over and over and over. He never ever got sick of it. In the meantime, I'm sitting about 5 feet away (in the room directly across the hall) trying to get through the worst year of my life - and having to endure this song, which I hated even before all this. So, in keeping with tonight's college theme, here it is. Yup. American Pie. By Don McLean. I've found that it's extra enjoyable if you run a hot bath, slit the old wrists, and bleed out as this sublime melody ushers in the sweet sting of death. Stay strong.
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