It's good to be back after a devastating taint injury of several weeks ago. The morals of that story? 1) Don't try any experimental gonad enhancement procedure and 2) never opt for skin grafts below the waist. Ok, on to business...
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So I'm wacking around today like my usual tough guy self when I get this phone call. The person on the other end was looking for a Shaquanda Johnson. After a 5 minute conversation trying to convince them that I didn't know Shaquanda, that I wasn't Mr. Johnson, and that I didn't know how to reach her; they hung up. Shaquanda: if you're reading this - stop giving out my number to debt collection agencies you deadbeat broad. Oh, and wash your dirty, gold-brickin' ass.
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