The man who defined a generation - Billy Mays - is f*cking dead! Crap! (I bet you thought I was talking about someone else) I've featured him a few times on this site (here and here) because no one was able to polish a turd like Billy Mays, not even that Vince guy. See, what Billy had that no one else did was his consistency. The sheer volume of shit he turned into shinola is unmatched in modern day info-mercials. I think you'd have to go back to the early 1900's when Hiram Todd Dewey was peddling joint ointment made out of pig snouts and actual human excrement to find someone even close to Billy's level. So tonight's post is a tribute to him. Here's to you Mr. Mays. If anyone could have bought the farm... and then got one free... it's you.
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