DON'T JERK OFF TO THIS

A recent study done by some Canadian researchers found that all men look at porn. Not 99% of men. ALL men. 100% of them. So, it's pretty obvious why men watch porn. I mean, that's not a mystery. What's funny is that, faced with an absence of porn, men will turn just about anything into rub out material. It's biological or something. Seriously. One time in boy scouts, after 2 weeks in the woods, I went after my junk like a bare knuckle boxer goes after a bartender because I liked the sexy curve of the handle on my stew pot. To this day I'll get a little butterfly in my stomach when I see a nice piece of cookware. Ahhh, memories. ... Uhhh... you'll have to excuse me a moment ::tear::