FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE

I know I don't really come across as a self-help kind of guy but I'm all for self-improvement. I wish more people were into improving themselves; especially since a solid 72% of people are massive f-holes. Seriously. That's a real statistic from Psychology Today or Popular Mechanics or something. The only problem with that self-help stuff is all the warm and fuzzy crap you have to wade through to get to the real information. Foreplay like that is annoying. Just gimme the money shot Deepak Chopra, you zany bastard. But tonight's post is cool because it avoids all that and get's right to it. So, if you're a man, and you're into the whole being happy thing; here are five things you can do to suck the joy. Yeah, suckin' the joy...

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

Signed,

Tiger Woods