Thursday, April 22, 2010

JUNEBUG'S BACK... and more retards

No, that's not a picture of the Junebug. That's Abby from "Dear Abby" fame. The Junebug does look a little like her though... the shifty eyes. Anyway, it's time for another installment of Junebug answering your love questions. It's been a few weeks since we've done this so I imagine all you lovelorn fuckers out there have a ton of romantic issues that need attention, like hemorrhoids in polyester pants on a hot summer day. Get the picture? SO, post your hunka hunka burnin' love quandaries in the comments section of this post and we'll be back in a few days with Junebug's sage advice. ... In other news, I had a reader make an offhand comment about mashing-up my last two posts (the National Anthem and retards). Since I'm in the business of making dreams come true, here ya go - a retard singing the National Anthem. Enjoy! Or, if you speak fluent retard-ese: Enjdootdootdootdaoy! (PS - I don't feel so bad about my going to hell for all the retard humor lately because I know each and every one of you will watch this video).



7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not into feet but my wife keeps slapping hers all over my chest when we're doing it. How can I get her to cut this shit out?

Kat said...

I don't think that guy was really retarded...I think he was just trying to hug that girl at the end. It's all scam!!!

Anonymous said...

comment on the feet question. what are the logistics of feet slapping while doing it? i've seen alot o' porn and can't wrap my head around what kinda positioning is required for that.

Anonymous said...

When is it cool to blow smoke in a woman's face?

Anonymous said...

sometimes i spritz my balls with some cologne before a big date. cool? pre-mature? creepy?

Anonymous said...

What kind of public hair-cut do men prefer?

Anonymous said...

Anal beads: friend or foe?