PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS... BY RICKY BOBBY.

And that's "one to grow on" Buckos.

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PEOPLE I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH.

So it's Monday night and I'm just doing my usual browsing of gang photos.  I get a perverted sense of amusement thinking how uncomfortable I'd be if I were dropped right in the middle of these pictures.  I'd be forced to fall back on my wit and charm.  And while I'm the wittiest, charm-iest fellow you're ever gonna meet I have a bad feeling it would mostly be lost on these dudes - especially the maniac pointing the gun at the camera (wrapped in the purple bandana).  So that's why I carry a few tubes of glitter with me where ever I go.  The way I figure it, tossing all that sparkley goodness into the air will simulate some kind of "bling" storm that will create a shock-and-awe effect on the bandits.  And that, Buckos, will give me all the time I need to high step it right the f*ck out of there.  I'd probably cream the old drawers but it wouldn't be the first time and probably won't be the last, if you know what I mean.

CHRIST, I MISS THE 80s.

You know, I see pictures like this and I miss the 1980s.  And this picture pretty much sums it up.  I mean, these guys got up and got dressed for this picture, and were trying to look as bad-ass as possible.  It's ironic that almost 30 years later they look the absolute opposite.  The fake leather, the mullets, the skinny tie, the boce-ified looks.  Yeah, it's magic.  It's friggin' magic.

LET'S CUT SOME CHEESE.

A lot of people watched the Superbowl this year.  And, of course, a lot of expensive commercials got watched also.  I'd rate them on a scale from "ok" to "absolute crapola."  One of the "banned" commercials is this one below from Bud Light.  Now, with all the nipples and murder and abuses we see on tv every day, why is an ad about ripping farts considered offensive?  Anyone?  Bueller?

TWO DIFFERENT MOVIES. ONE BIG AWESOME.

I'm posting two movie trailers today.  Each one is very different from the other, but the amount of awesomeness in each one is exactly the same.  Huge Buckos.  Huge.

The first movie is IronMan.  Directed by Jon Faverau and starring Robert Downey Jr. it's due out in May of this year.  It looks like Faverau and Downey absolutely, 100% nailed it.  Watching it gives me a warm, gentle feeling in my groinal region, which then spreads to... well, ... pretty much only around to my assy area.  But you can bet your bottom dollar that it's a good thing.  Yupper.

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This next preview is for a movie entitled "Super High Me."  Kind of a spoof of the successful documentary "Super Size Me" except with weed.  Comedian Doug Benson smokes spliffs for 30 days and then goes off it for 30 days to see the effects.  That, my friends, is genius because dudes smoked up on the ganja are hil-ar-i-ous.  Comedy gold Buckos.  I mean, Cheech and Chong were so far ahead of their time they looked... well... they looked stoned.  But they weren't.  They were comedy custodians sent from the future to shepherd us through The Cosby Show, Full House, and Carrot Top; to get us to this movie.  Drink in the awesomeness Buckos.  Drink it in.  Or should I say, smoke it up.

OH F*#K! I'M SHOT!!

Ok, so this is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in the last 18 hours.  This kid's roommate plays a prank on him by playing audio of shotgun blasts.  I don't want to say more about it and ruin the hilarity; but this reminds me of when I rigged an old manure spreader to go off when my roommate started humpin' on his dope-ified girlfriend.  ... Um... I guess it's really nothing like that, but it was crap-tastic.  Trust me.

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MENTAL ILLNESS OF THE MONTH!

Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD)

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This month I'm giving a shout-out to good old borderline PD.  This nifty little illness is "characterized by pervasive instability in moods, interpersonal relationships, self-image, and behavior. This instability often disrupts family and work life, long-term planning, and the individual's sense of self-identity. Originally thought to be at the "borderline" of psychosis, people with BPD suffer from a disorder of emotion regulation."  

Now I imagine some of you are thinking, 'Golly, I know someone like this...'  Well, before you go throwing a butterfly net over their head, recognize that BPD is really severe mood swings.  It'll seem like the person has different personalities.  One minute they will be friendly and/or calm and the next minute you'll find your pet rabbit boiling in a pot.  So remember boys and girls: borderline personality disorder - bad.  Caca.  Pooey.

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To learn more about this little gem of psychosis go to:

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/borderline-personality-disorder.shtml