I've never really had much of an opinion on Bono. I kind of zone out when a guy flies in on a private jet and tells me to help end poverty. Especially a guy who's a rock star, who should be banging broads and doing exotic drugs... like chewing on nicotine patches and shooting dog laxatives into his nipples or something. But I saw this story on Bono today and now I see him for the sadistic sonofabitch he really is.
Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2,
is famous throughout the entertainment
industry for being more than just a
little self-righteous. At a recent U2
concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked
the audience for total quiet. Then,
in the silence, he started to slowly
clap his hands, once every few second.
Holding the audience in total silence,
he said into the microphone, 'Every
time I clap my hands, a child in Africa
dies.' From the front of the crowd a
voice... pierced the quiet...
'Well, fucking stop doing it then, ya
evil bastard!'
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When are these richies going to learn that you just can't go around killing kids like that. Criminey!
5 comments:
Bastard!
i saw a commercial once that said i could feed a starving kid for 13 cents. i'm figuring the Armani sunglasses this douchebag wears could put a couple pancakes in the bellies of most African children.
is there a stronger word than douchebag for this guy?
he hasn't even made any good music in about 15 years!
I know. He makes me hurt in my pee pee
Hey there... this story is fake. You can check Snopes if you'd like to find out the origins of this rumor.
Dude, it's ok. I'm not CNN. I'm just some dope trying to give strangers a little chuckle here in my funky little corner of the internet.
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