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"Kristen" will probably doing the Tyra Banks or Ellen Degeneris show next week at this time, but this is the first picture I could find of her. This is her profile from the web page for the Emperor's Club. So she looks fairly attractive even with her face and nipplage blurred out. I don't know if she was worth $5000 and a job running one of the most powerful states in the union, but what do I know... my last job paid barely $20,000.oo and I was working with batshit insane people all day. And the only perk I got was farting on them. Sure I creamed up the old tightey-whities once in a while but it was totally worth it to see the effects of righteous bowel gasses mixing with mental illness.
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Governor, if you're reading this, you can keep the Wonder Sauna Hot Pants I sent you (*see Monday's post*). Even though you were our governor for only a short time I want you to have them. Wear them with pride. And if you're ever back in Albany, look me up - we'll get together and I'll fart on you.
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