Ok Buckos, strap in. Today I'm going to give you a glimpse of the future.
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First off: SkyNet. Machines will rule human beings like we're little pucker assed chickens. And we'll all run around grubbing for food and slinging turds at each other.
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Next in line will be someone who looks like this guy. He'll be the one that SkyNet uses to keep all
the computers lubed and running. And he's gonna have some crazy James-Bond-villian-ey name the computers give him like Operator #1 or Fisheye... or some crazy shit like that. -
Then will be the robots who carry out SkyNet's orders and keep us humans in line. But they're not
going to look like Arnold Schwarzeneggeerear in "Terminator." They'll be more like Johnny 5 from "Short Circuit." Except, they'll still be able to vaporize our chicken asses.
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At the bottom of the heap will be us humans. But it will be a case of the strong ruling the weak, which means giant monster-ey people all hopped up on steroids and with massive mental defects like narcissism will be calling the shots. The videos of these two are a good example.... they'll be like a 'power couple' in the future.
So that's what it's gonna look like Buckos. I know. It's ugly. But I still can't wait to see it in person. How? Well, let me just say that I'll be hanging out with all the other cryogenically frozen heads that got defrosted and sewn onto goat bodies or something. *Hey, Ted Williams! Can I get an autograph... oh... never mind.*
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