Greetings and salutations Buckos! To commerate today's righteous holiday I was going to give a little spiel about good old St. Patrick; and why the hell he's got a big green day of drunken frat guys and wenches in belly shirts dedicated to him. But then I realized no one probably gives a fat turd- including me. I mean, really... everyone knows it's about drinking black and tans, watching parades; and trying to figure out where you are when you wake up, and why you only have one sock on with a bunch of green confetti sandwiched between the old ass cheeks. That happened to a friend of mine.. it was pretty funny. The results of the blood tests were a little bit of a buzz kill though. The up-side is that since then he's lost a ton of weight. He was a little portly to begin with. Uh.. yeah.. anyway... Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Saturday, March 15, 2008
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St patrick's day is the 17th of march,not the 15th bucko!!!
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