Sunday, April 20, 2008


The gas situation shows no sign of moving out of the "retarded" zone so today is another post on how to get the the most our of Mr. Gas pump (earlier post is here). As many of you know, I'm a crafty and fanciful gentleman so I'll be tackling the problem from both ends - the head and the ass... er... rear.... er... you know what I mean.

First, getting the cheapest gas in your area.  For this you can go to  Type in your zip code and the prices for your area come up.  But a nifty little side feature to the site is that people who submit price changes in their area will earn points for accurate claims. You can then cash in points for prizes such as free gas cards or a chance to win an electric car.  I haven't heard of a deal that sweet since I got a free plastic rain parka from Marlboro for puffing down eight packs of smokes.  
The ass end of my strategy involves some simple tips shown in this video.  Try to ignore the fact that it's sponsored by Saab.  My very first car was a Saab and I mostly just pushed it from one service station to another... so the Saab logo induces violent convulsions in me.  In fact, I've just settled down again and am looking for my other shoe - I seized that fucker right off.  Even if you don't care about the mileage part, the chick has some low mileage looks if you know what I mean... those Swedish cowards at Saab aren't complete idiots.  Anyway, I'm going to try all these tips and report back in two weeks.  In the meantime, pump on Buckos!

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