Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?: FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Friday, April 25, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Salutes and salutations my rag-tag chicken army. Let's fire up the boobs!

Boobs and ballet go together like carpentry and anal-fisting but I went with tonight's babe anyway: former ballerina Lisa Marie Scott. She was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in February 1995 which, ironically enough, is the same month and year my balls dropped... coincidence? Anyway, she went on to graduate Summa Cum Laude from UCLA. Now I'm not sure what "summa" and "laude" mean but I'm pretty sure about that middle word; and after seeing some of these other pictures I'd say it's time for a beer.

I'm not usually a fan of the newest Big-Brewery-Ice-Roadhouse-Light Lo-Carb-in-a-hemp-lined-can beer. But, like the first monkey strapped to a rocket and shot into the cold death of space - I have adventure in my heart goddammit... and someone recommended it to me.

I'll just cut to the chase: if you've ever drank seltzer water that's had a piece of iron soaking in it for about a week to ten days you already know what this grog is packing. Beer Advocate rates is a D+ - "avoid" - based on 105 reviews.

The musical notes in the keys of C and E-flat emanating from my sphincter today have inspired tonight's musical selection. It's "Inhale" from Edgewater. Oh, and before I link to the song I'm including a bonus picture of tonight's babe. Because I love you maniacs who suckle the WTCCTR teat. Stay classy Buckos!