Sunday, May 11, 2008

COLBERT REPORT ON WHERE YOUR GAS DOLLAR GOES.

I talk about how to get the most out of your gas dollar on this site from time to time.  I mean, last year at this time the average price per gallon was $3.08.  Today the national average is $3.72.  We all see where this is going, right?  And we're all left to feel like the pump is being jammed squarely up our collective asses while Exxon pulls down $11.7 BILLION last QUARTER.  Just to put that in some kind perspective: 11 billion seconds is equal to 349 years.  Exxon should just hire a guy wearing a turban to kick you in the nuts every time you fill your tank.  At least it would be honest.  But in this video the oil industry tries to claim they actually don't make any money from gasoline.  Uhh... really?  Well, my man Steve Colbert calls bullshit:  



Pump it slow Buckos!

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