Monday, June 2, 2008


Salutations my beautiful bitches.  I'm back after a weekend hiatus to enjoy the weather, beers, some weed, lobster, more weed, 4 showers, and trying to remember where I parked my car.  

With gas and food prices shooting through the roof we need to find places to make a little extra cash.  I, personally, like to sell my hair and urine.  Only in America can you squirt some piss and get your head shaved - and get paid for it.  Stuff you can also sell: skin, breast milk (I don't have any of that myself but can get some), blood, your womb, and tears.  So strip down and pony up here.  Oh baby.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you forgot the easiest think to sell for a guy...our chum!

think of the dollars most of us have flushed down a drain or smothered in a tissue.