Salutations my beautiful bitches. I'm back after a weekend hiatus to enjoy the weather, beers, some weed, lobster, more weed, 4 showers, and trying to remember where I parked my car.
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With gas and food prices shooting through the roof we need to find places to make a little extra cash. I, personally, like to sell my hair and urine. Only in America can you squirt some piss and get your head shaved - and get paid for it. Stuff you can also sell: skin, breast milk (I don't have any of that myself but can get some), blood, your womb, and tears. So strip down and pony up here. Oh baby.
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1 comment:
you forgot the easiest think to sell for a guy...our chum!
think of the dollars most of us have flushed down a drain or smothered in a tissue.
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