Tuesday, July 8, 2008


If you're American and have a pulse, you enjoy a nice pair of knockers.  And if those knockers happen to be attached to a famous person... well... that's special.  It brings a tear to my eye to think about how I'd stay up past midnight just to catch a glimpse of Heather Thomas' body double's breasteses in the movie "Zapped" on HBO.  Keep in mind Buckos - this was way before internet porn.  I had to sit through 90 minutes of watching Scott Baio butcher the art of acting just to see 2 seconds of naked boobs.  Now I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a tit.  I suppose it has something to do with my devilish wit and spectacular wang that attracts mammaries like flies.

Anyway, tonight I'm posting a video that's an oldie but a goodie.  It shows dozens of famous peoples boobs set against the song "Show Them To Me" by Rodney Carrington.  This is my National Anthem.  All rise.

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