Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?: FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Friday, July 18, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

I saw the new Batman movie, The Dark Night, today. It kind of blew me away so I'm starting tonight's post with one of the Joker's qirky, murderous little quotes -- "And here. We. Go."

WTCCTR Readers - meet Sherri Gulley. Sherri Gulley - meet the WTCCTR rockstars. Sherri is a medical assistant in Florida and is open to doing nude modeling. Yes and please and thank you. Oh, and she's 36 years old and a single mother of 2... so we know she's open to taking a roll in the hay and has awesome genetics. I mean, how do you have 2 kids and snap back with a body like that?! I suppose her poon smells like strawberries too. Cripes! More pics of the ultimate MILF here.

The brew tonight is called Maudite. The picture above is the label and, I gotta admit, I chose this beer because it scared the shit out of me. I mean, is it me, or do those fuckers look like they're rowing a boat to Hell? But I wrestled my fear like an alligator with bull-tits and was able to carefully consider six of these little beauties. All I can say is that if this really is the beer they serve in Hell - sign me up! It was awesome! Hard to describe the taste really except to say that it was a little sweet and spicy at the same time. Totally delicious. Plus it has an 8% alcohol content. Yummy in the old tummy. Beer Advocate agrees with me and awards this beer the grade of A- ... "excellent." Nice brew Satan!

Tunage tonight is "Follow You Down" by Blindside. They are another Christian rock band (last week's band were Jesus freaks too). But since this week's beer is actually from Hell I'm guessing it's good to balance things out a little bit... keep the whole yin and yang thing going. I mean, who wants to piss off Jesus? Not me. I already have a dead hooker and a Cleveland steamer counting against me (separate incidents, by the way).

"Follow You Down"