It's Friday Bitches. You know what that means...
This is Virginia Collins. She's a smoking hot model from England. Her bio also says she's a porn star but I haven't seen her in anything - and I've watched an extensive amount of porn (in the name of research) to try and find her. Zip. There's not much more about her except that she's of Hungarian descent. But, after you see her ass, you're not going to give a crap about her personal history. Check it out here.
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I'm reviewing tonight's beer under protest. See, I reviewed one of these lime beers before (see here) - and it sucked Mexican ass. But my girlfriend likes them and so we usually have them floating around the 'fridge; insulting the other decent beers with their sucking-ness. Bud Light Lime didn't disappoint in that it sucked just like Miller Chill. I don't know why people need to screw up the taste of beer with limes, or lemons, or whatever. It's like putting ketchup on filet mignon. It's crass. There. I said it. Beer Advocate agrees with me and rates this beer a C- ... "not worthy." Suck on that BLL.
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The tune tonight is "Ten Ton Brick" from the band Hurt. They're an alternative metal band originally from Virginia but are now located in Los Angeles. Great. LA. What a cop out. But they came up with a killer song with this one. It's been on my play list for over a year now, and it's on heavy rotation. Stay classy Bitches.
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