Lawmakers are now putting some bullshit in the bailout plan in order to encourage the House members who voted "no" to change their vote. Because why would you want to do a thoughtful analysis of the problem and then come up with a plan when you can ram through a panicked piece of legislation that will devalue our currency and give every working American a bill for $4635.00. It's been almost two weeks since this "crisis" started and no one is rioting in the streets. I watch the news and expect to look out my window to see a scene from Road Warrior for the sweet love of the four virgins of the apocolypse. But I don't. And, I don't know about you, but I get nervous when someone who is losing their shit is telling me what to do - or handing me a big-assed bill. So, in this political season where people endorse things, I'm officially endorsing Bob's financial plan. Jump you Fuckers!
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