Saturday, February 6, 2010

ASK THE JUNEBUG

In keeping with the Valentine's Day theme we've got going here I'm trying a new feature tonight called "Ask The Junebug." While my own prowess with the females of the opposite sex is well documented (mostly by me), I'm really not really able to communicate the "IT" factor through which I make the magic happen. However, I got this friend. The Junebug is a swarthy bachelor who's had his share of ups and down in the romance department; and yet he's confidently striding into middle-age with the sureness of a man who knows where he's been but has absolutely no idea where he's headed. Plus, he has zero formal training whatsoever in couples counseling or giving sound relationship advice. So I though he'd be perfect to host the WTCCTR forum for those seeking guidance in matters of the heart. Here's how it will work: post your questions in the comment section of this post. Please keep them confined to relationships, sex, dating, sexuality, romance; or anything else surrounding to your wangage/trouser bagels. I'll then have the Junebug pick one or two of the best questions and record his responses. Then, in a week, I'll post his audio replies. Oh, and just to give you a little perspective on who you'll be dealing with.... I was in a strip club with the Junebug a few years back; and when the hottest young French Canadian stripper had just gotten finished stripping down to her birthday suit for his lap dance he deftly leaned in and asked, 'Aren't you cold?' True story. ... Anyway... I'm not sure why but it seems like I should finish this post with a video of a monkey playing the cymbals. So here you go. Stay strong.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend will shave her armpits and leave the hair all over the sink. How should I deal with this crap?

Big Nose said...

My girlfriend is too nice and it makes me uncomfortable. What should I do?

Anonymous said...

My roommate gets pissed off because I'm always shinin' my shaleley in the living room. I pay half the rent so I think I have a case. What do you think?

Anonymous said...

Is it ever ok to fart in bed?

Anonymous said...

Vaginosis... here to stay?

Anonymous said...

Lately I've been having a lot of dreams about either Cookie Monster or Big Bird and waking up with an enormous erection. My girlfriend has started to notice. I don't want to freak her out, should I tell her about my Sesame Street fetish?

Anonymous said...

So I 've been reading the blog for awhile now and am finding myself very drawn to the "chicken guy." I'm figuring he's just my type, a 6 foot blonde, Aryan type, maybe a poet or nurse or something. I'm done with those macho cop/firefighter types. They're just too rough with my delicate body.

So Junebug...whats the best way to seduce the "chicken guy" into my bedroom of sin? Btw...just picked up one of those pink challegers...sweet ride.

Anonymous said...

i used to have funky spunk. lately i've been eating more fruit. now the shits delicious!

no question. just thought i'd share.