Frank Sinatra was The Man. He lived life on his terms: hard partying, womanizing, traveling, famous, rich, and unapologetic. So, in honor of this awesome cat, I'm officially naming today - August 14th - as Frank Sinatra day in the WTCCTR Universe. Put some Old Blue Eyes on the hi-fi, mix a mad vodka martini, and take a few tokes on a cigar the size of a stovepipe. Or, better yet, do it YOUR way. Stay awesome.
All this week I'm focusing on strategies to help us deal with the cratering economic disaster. Monday was cleavage. Yesterday was tips on how to stay calm. Tonight's strategy is this: count your blessings. Instead of thinking about how you'll now have to work until age 78 before you can retire, try and concentrate on the things you're blessed with. Take, for example... oh... I don't know... um... well, like not having a huge "double tapered" shit nesting in your grape smuggler (ie., underwear), like George Brett. Honestly, I don't even know what the hell a "double tapered shit" is but it sounds like good old George has some major league fecal issues on his hands - literally. Stay strong... and continent.
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