Showing posts with label mma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mma. Show all posts

Monday, August 10, 2009

NINJAS

I've been building my own ninja army for years now. But it's a slow, tedious process because... well... there just aren't that many ninjas bouncing around any more. Or, maybe there are a ton of them, and I just don't know about them because they're frigging ninjas; and you can't see the crazy bastards. Either way, I'm getting a little desperate. I mean, look at some of the applicant pool. Jesus Christ man.





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Monday, July 13, 2009

THE BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET

A lot of controversy from the big UFC pay-per-view event on Saturday night. The short version is that former WWE heavyweight-turned MMA fighter Brock Lesnar (5-1-0)forgot he's now in a legitimate sport; and became the personification of white trash on steroids. He showed poor sportsmanship (refusing to tap gloves at start of match), no respect for MMA (showing zero MMA or even wrestling ability in the fight itself), and no self-control that a true champion would have. See video here and article here. Check out his outstanding post-fight comments here. Anyway... the whole point to this is that there's a heavyweight fighter that doesn't fight for the UFC. His name is Fedor Emelinenko (30-1-0). He has one loss in the past 9 years, and even that was due to a cut - not a knock-out. More importantly, he acts like a champion: humble, soft-spoken, and respectful of his opponents - both before and after he smashes their face into red goo. Here's a short video introduction a man all of Russia knows by one name - Fedor. If you like it I strongly recommend watching the YouTube documentary about him here. He is, simply, the baddest man on the planet.





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