FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Sweet Mother Mary and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - it's Friday!  Start your boners!

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This is Melissa Marie.  I tried to find a bio on this chick and came up with zip.  Judging from the picture I'd say she's an intellectual of Scottish descent.  And good for her... the Scots are a proud people and education is important.  I mean, this picture says to me, 'Hey kids, stay in school.'  And then I think, I wonder if that rumor about not wearing anything under the kilt-thing is true?  Ohpleasegodyes.  Ohpleasegodyes.  More pics of her here.

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I'm going sentimental on your ass tonight.  Schaefer beer is what my Grandfather used to drink when we were doing yard work.  I can't quite remember but it might actually be the first beer I ever had.  So maybe the sentimentality taints my taste buds but this $3/six-pack brew is goddam delicious.  It's light, flavorful, and has a lot of carbonation; and it all works well together.  Even Beer Advocate (BA) says it's a "great beer for quenching thirst on a hot day."  So my grandpa had it right.  I always knew he was the OG.  BA's official rating is a C- ... "not worthy."  But BA is run by a bunch of buck-toothed BOCES anyways.  Good luck finding Schaefer though.  I think the only ones still around are waaaayyy past their "born on" dates.

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Tonight's tune is "Flawless" by Twin Method.  They're a metal band from Liverpool, England.  And, unlike the featured bands from the past 4 weeks, they're not a Christian rock band!  I mean, look at these bastards.  Nothing Christian about these guys.  In fact, they look like they'd beat up your local Christian and record it as a lead-in for their next single.  So suck on that Jesus!

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FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Sweet Mother Mary and the ace of spades... it's Friday!

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Babe tonight is a repeat.  Yup.  I featured her before here.  I had to go back a second time because... well... if you can't figure it out you'll need to turn in your sorry excuse for a penis to the office of man enforcement.  Anyway, her name is Melissa Marie and, other than having a monster rack, there isn't much more to be known about her.  And when you get right down to it, do we really want to know more about her?  Uh.. no.  Unless she shoots beer out of her breasts and can crap gold nuggets it's probably annoying stuff anyway.  More pics of her here.

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I don't like it any more than you do but winter is fast approaching.  We'll be ass deep in that fetid white frozen aggrivation called snow before you know it.  So it's in that spirit that I looked at Sam Adams Winter Lager this week and said to myself, 'Hey Bud, let's party!'  I like all the Sam beers and this is no exception.  It's a nice dark, spicy brew that'll put a chill in your nuts and a song in your heart.  And Beer Advocate agrees by giving it a B rating ... "good."  Alright.  So let's rock on.

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Tune tonight is "Going Down On It" by Hot Action Cop.  I know, they look like a bunch of fucking dweebs.  Yeah, you know at least one (or all) of them pick their noses and eat the boogers.  But they have a massive amount of awesome tunes, if you're into the whole rock/funk fusion thing.  Which I am.  I have to be.  The sheer density of rhythm packed into my body requires that I get the funk out and rock 'da house on a regular basis.  I'm good like that.  Stay funky bitchs.

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