Friday, August 15, 2008


Tip o' the hat to all the fine gentlemen and fanciful ladies out there in the WTCCTR audience.  The week is over and it didn't suck.  A little work, a little beer, solved a few crimes, mastered the stop-a-fan-with-my-tongue trick - finally!  One more trip to the emergency room and I would have won a free sponge bath.  But that's not important now.  Frothy nipples wait in the wings!

Ok, this is Hillary Fisher.  She's a 24 year old Playboy model and student from Georgia.  Aside from her obvious assets, she's pretty interesting: she's getting a degree in baking and pastry arts for the love of sweet pootietang... and her hero is Martha Stewart!  Ain't that some shit.  Hey Hillary, I'll have a muffin and two cupcakes!  F-yeah baby... that's how I roll.  More pics of her here.  

The brew tonight is Arrogant Bastard Ale by Stone Brewery.  It's made in California so I'm doing a review without actually having drank the damn beer.  Like the entry I did for Westvleteren 12 , this is one musty maltey mother that's on my wish list.  I'm trying to track it down through a local distributor but for tonight I'm going with Beer Advocate's A rating - "outstanding."  Fucker.

The tune I'm hoping will blow your rectum out is called "Savior" by the band Skillet.  Yet another Christian rock band for chrissakes.  They're from Memphis, Tennessee.  If I didn't know they were a rock band I'd say they played bluegrass or some kind of kumbaya crapola - they have that short-bus look in their eyes.  But, hey, they've been around for awhile and even have a few Grammy nominations.  Christian, recognized by the industry and yet, somehow, they manage not to suck balls.  Huh.  

That's all for now.  Summer is winding down so enjoy the weekend - fart on the grill, cannon ball the public pool, and take hits off a bong carved out of your favorite fruit!  I'm a big fan of pineapple.  Stay strong Bitches.

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