FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Tip o' the hat to all the fine gentlemen and fanciful ladies out there in the WTCCTR audience.  The week is over and it didn't suck.  A little work, a little beer, solved a few crimes, mastered the stop-a-fan-with-my-tongue trick - finally!  One more trip to the emergency room and I would have won a free sponge bath.  But that's not important now.  Frothy nipples wait in the wings!

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Ok, this is Hillary Fisher.  She's a 24 year old Playboy model and student from Georgia.  Aside from her obvious assets, she's pretty interesting: she's getting a degree in baking and pastry arts for the love of sweet pootietang... and her hero is Martha Stewart!  Ain't that some shit.  Hey Hillary, I'll have a muffin and two cupcakes!  F-yeah baby... that's how I roll.  More pics of her here.  

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The brew tonight is Arrogant Bastard Ale by Stone Brewery.  It's made in California so I'm doing a review without actually having drank the damn beer.  Like the entry I did for Westvleteren 12 , this is one musty maltey mother that's on my wish list.  I'm trying to track it down through a local distributor but for tonight I'm going with Beer Advocate's A rating - "outstanding."  Fucker.

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The tune I'm hoping will blow your rectum out is called "Savior" by the band Skillet.  Yet another Christian rock band for chrissakes.  They're from Memphis, Tennessee.  If I didn't know they were a rock band I'd say they played bluegrass or some kind of kumbaya crapola - they have that short-bus look in their eyes.  But, hey, they've been around for awhile and even have a few Grammy nominations.  Christian, recognized by the industry and yet, somehow, they manage not to suck balls.  Huh.  

"Savior"

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That's all for now.  Summer is winding down so enjoy the weekend - fart on the grill, cannon ball the public pool, and take hits off a bong carved out of your favorite fruit!  I'm a big fan of pineapple.  Stay strong Bitches.

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FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE

Rally around gang.  I know why you're here and you know why you're here, so let's get to it. 

The babe this week is Christini Hall.  Cute as a button.  I'm taking up a collection to get her some furniture.  I mean, seeing a hot chick without any furniture is like seeing... well... a hot chick.  Nevermind.

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Today's beer isn't really a review but more like a wish to the little baby Jesus.  This is Trappist Westvleteren 12 and many people argue is the best beer in the world.  It's made by some crazy-assed Belgian monks who only make a limited amount every year, so it's very rare.  This means it sells for $40 - $80 per bottle.  For that amount of cash it better taste like someone playing with my wang. By the way, if anyone would like to send me a bottle, I will do my duty to the public and review it for you.  Cripes.

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The musical interlude I've prepared for you today is "To Peace" by Sumbersed.  I'm not posting with any particular meaning.  I'm not all into peace this week or anything.  It's just a rocking tune that pumps my nads.  May it pump your nads as well Buckos.

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"To Peace"

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