Thursday, April 23, 2009


In real life I'm a pretty shaky dude.  I mean, I'm pretty fucking jumpy and high-strung.  So, if I go and get confronted with shit that's weird, supernatural; or otherwise off the f*cking charts - I'll lose my shit.  Seriously.  It's been proven time and time again.  Like, there was the time I saw a shooting star and reflexively punched the crap out of the random guy walking past me.  Or the time I was whipping cow dung at cars after I thought I saw a crop circle.  Anyway, if I was even remotely in the area where this picture was taken I'd probably end up grabbing the closest sharp object and flailing around wildly until I hit something.  Or I'd masturbate.  It's a toss up... on second thought, I'd probably masturbate... because fuck that creepy little fucker.

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