Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?: beer advocate

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

SWEAR JAR

Despite being the best selling beer in America, Bud Light is pretty much trash garbage ca-ca poopie. In other words, it's ass in a can that's somehow boiled down and given a yellowish tint. I mean, Beer Advocate rates it a D- for chrissakes; which means "avoid" for them. And for us too. Because the people at BA love us and want us to be free from assholes disguised as beer. All that being said, the people over there at Bud Light sure do make f*cking sweet assed commercials. Here's my motherf*cking favorite one. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the c*cksucking Swear Jar.

Technorati Tags: bud light, swear jar, beer, beer advocate, funny, mayonaise balls

Tags created with Ukion Tag Generator

Friday, November 7, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Ok maniacs, it's Friday. In the spirit of our new President I'm opting for change. So, starting tonight, Friday's posts are going to be "Dudes, Doilies, and Skin Flutes." Whaddya think? ... ahhh... just funnin' ya.

Babe o' the night is Vanessa Raia and she's by far the coolest babe I've featured on the Friday post. Why? Check this out: cop in the air force - check, stunt rides and races motorcycles - check, Playboy bunny blackjack dealer - check, bartender - check, model - check. The only way this broad could be any more perfect is if she had a beer tap shooting out of the middle of her back. More pics of her here.

I'd never had this flavor of Sam Adams so I thought I'd give Irish Red a shot. I was curious as to how it matched up against the gold standard of Irish Red beers: Killians. Let me kill the suspense... it made Killians look like it's jail bitch. Jim Koch is God's messenger on Earth; and his scripture is beer my friends. Malty, hoppy, nipple-scorching beer! Beer Advocate rates Irish Red a B+ ... "very good." (Killians was rated a C+).

These guys are Bleed The Dream and they're responsible for tonight's tune. I kind of like these guys because they're a straight up rock band from Southern California (no Christian rock this week you Jesus freaks). The tune is "Who's Killing Who?" I have a guess: these dudes are killing me with their cliche'd, disaffected rock band stare. That's my guess and I'm sticking to it. Stay strong.