SHIT MY DAD SAYS

Whoa. It's been awhile. Sorry about that. I think I got some bad moonshine because the last thing I remember is visiting my buddy Larry at his cabin in the woods and helping him with his still. I came to yesterday afternoon half lying in a stream, naked from the waist down, and missing a pinky toe. Needless to say, trying to get a ride back home was a nightmare. But I'm back baby! So, tonight's post has to do with Twitter. I'm just old enough to have that 'get off my lawn!' feeling about Twitter - it seems like a snotty young kid who doesn't make any goddam sense. But I ran across this guy's twitter page where he just writes down awesome shit his 73 year-old father says. I've read them all and -yes - they are awesome. My favorite so far?

Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices. Jesus

Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs.

Dash isn't even real dammit!

Check out "shit my dad says" here. And if any of you run across a really f*cking handsome pinky toe, please contact me immediately. Stay spicy!

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THE PALIN PORNO.

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THE UN-EDITED PALIN/COURIC INTERVIEW.

I think everyone and their mother saw the Sarah Palin interviews with Katie Couric.  There was some controversy that CBS edited some of those interviews to cut out the parts embarrassing to Gov. Palin.  If they did have this deal, boy did they do a shitty job.  BUT, once again, I got your backs' bitches.  I found one of the un-edited interview clips.  It's just as I suspected too: embarrassing to the Governor.  And hilarious.  And bone crunching.  The un-edited part comes in at about 0:45.  Stay strong.

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